Christmahanakwanza Variety Show


Whether you’ve been naughty or nice, come see a little Miracle on Milwaukee Street starring Satori Circus, Lushes LaMoan, Magenta DemureBootsie La Fontaine, Scott Dambacher and featuring Konrad Lee, lounge singer extraordinaire!  This X-Mas X-Travaganza is one hilariously disastrous night of amazingly bad lip syncing, barely rehearsed skits and impromptu shenanigans loosely based on your favorite holiday television and film classics!

Do not miss this Jingle Jamboree or Yule be sorry!!!

Times:  10pm Show Pt1 / 10:45pm Intermission / 11pm Show Pt2 / 12a End

= = = ACT ONE @ 10PM = = =

A Variety of Holiday Classics sung by lounge singer extraordinaire Konrad Lee

The Workshop / “HI Ho-Coalmine” / “9 to 5” – The Elves (Bootsie, Magenta & Scott)

“Santa Baby” – A tease by Mrs Claus (Lushes)

Snowflake Dance-Off – The Flakes (Bootsie, Magenta & Scott)

Claudia’s Christmas Surprise / “I Want A Hippopotamus” – Little Claudia (Lushes)

Role-Reversed “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” – Mrs & Mr Claus (Lushes & Satori)

“Mele Kalikimaka” – Ol’ Crooner Santa & Some Reindeer (Satori, Bootsie & Scott)

“Mrs Claus’ Kimono” – The naughty Mrs Claus (Magenta)

= = = ACT TWO @ 11PM = = =

WATCH OUT! / “Sleigh Ride” – Santa, Reckless Reindeer & The Sleigh (Satori, Bootsie, Magenta & Scott)

CALL 911! / “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” – Mrs Claus & Drunken Reindeer (Lushes, Magenta & Scott)

“Blue Christmas” – The damaged Mrs Claus & not-so-helpful Santa (Lushes & Satori)

“War Pigs” – A tease by Mrs Claus (Lushes)

The Doctor Is In / “Christmas Time Is Here” – The Psychoanalysis of Elves & Reindeer (Magenta & Scott)

The Good/Bad Kids List – Santa, the Salesperson & Jesus (Satori, Magenta & Scott)

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! / “Sugar, Rum, Cherry” – Santa vs Jesus (Satori & Scott)

“You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch” – A naughty pole tease by Mr Grinch (Bootsie)

Finale / “Rocking Around The Christmas Tree” / “Christmas Don’t Be Late” – The Entire Cast